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The Tadpole Platoon ch. 1

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Author's Note: I'm kind of new-ish to Sgt. Frog/Keroro Gunso so if I mess up on something, please tell me. I have seen most of the episodes, though. 1-78 in the English dub, and all of the others that I can find on you tube with English subtitles. Even though I wish I could, I can't speak Japanese at all. I only know like six words:
oji sama is uncle, shinyuksha is invaders , arigato is thank you, nee-chan is what you would call your older sister or something like that... Tamama impacto is Tamama impact, gunso/gunsou is sergeant, Kogoro and Mutsumi are both numbers.  I believe they involve a 9 or a 6 or both, the say de arimasu and san and chan after almost EVERYTHING, and other stuff I cant think of.
Excuse me if my translations are off. :) They are all acquired knowledge from Sgt. Frog and Keroro Gunso with subtitles.  And so... I've babbled on long enough. Enjoy! (this paragraph was originally written by rosieme, but I changed some stuff)

Specialist Danana Presents:
The Tadpole Platoon! de arimasu
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I am the Narrator. I usually complain, but I will be telling this story.  The author of this story might have something to say if I complain, her name is TheCupcakeNerd33, but I call her TCN33.  So here we are at the training station for the Keron Army.  There is a little orange tadpole Keronian. She seems to have an apron on and is always holding a spoon. Her hat is yellow and flips out. From my notes, it seems that her name is Danana and she wishes to be a specialist and have her own platoon. Apparently she bakes food lightning fast and when she needs to puts gunpowder in it. She is training to conquer Pekopon. Her course is where she gets into a ship and goes to a deserted planet with robots on it and then defeat them. She claims to have taken this test two other times but failed due to gunpowder issues. Let's go see what she is up to. Danana is in her ship with another Keronian. She is training to be a nurse. Danana stands up form her seat and goes to look around the ship looking through the cabinets, "So, do you think they have any oven-mitts lying around here?"
"Why do you need one?"
"Well," Danana says as she puts her wooden spoon in her front pocket, "Even though I am a wiz at baking, my hands are all burned up from touching the hot goods."
"Oh, well I can knit!"
"I don't take thing from strangers."
"We are in a frogging space ship, and my name is Tarara."
"Danana. Now what it the mitt made of, because I'm allergic to--"
"I don't think you want to know."
"What is it made of?"
"Well.... Intestines."
"Why?"
"I was out of yarn...."
"And what are the odds that you happened to make an oven-mitt."
"Well, do you want it or not?"
"Color?"
"Blue plaid."
"How did you—never mind."
Now that these two have been introduced, they begin to chat and the matter of family comes up.
Danana hands Tarara a bowl of ice cream that she made, "So, Tarara, what kind of family do you have?"
"Wow this is great!" Tarara exclaims as she takes a bite of the ice cream, "Oh, I have a dad and mom. They were proud when they found out I was legible to be in the Keron Army. What about you?"
"Being in the Army runs in my veins. My father is the legendary Sergeant Major Kululu. He taught me how to make curry when I was 2 months old. That got my love for cooking started. He was also my inspiration for making explosive goods!"
As Danana says that the ice cream that Tarara was eating explodes right in her face, "Ha ha!"
"Why would you do that!"
""Cause it's funny!"
As Tarara stands up the ship crashes onto a planet, "Danana, I don't think that we were supposed to crash here...."
"Why not?"
"I see Pekoponians."

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Back at the training station, There is an extremely pink tadpole Keronian. Her hat is a light pink that flips out like pigtails, her body is a slightly darker pink, and belt is a dark pink/purple. Her name is Binini and she is studying to be a weapons specialist like her father Garuru and Uncle Giroro. Binini walks over to her friend Lanana,"Hey girl!"
"Hey, shouldn't we get on the ship now? We only have 20 minutes until the rest of the ships takeoff...."
"Nah, I bet I can persuade Hilulu to let us stay a  little longer."
"Okay...."
Apparently, the guard for Binini's ship is named Hilulu. He has pointed triangles for the flaps of the hat in a dark, almost black, blue. His body coloring is light gray. He is wearing his patrolling uniform of shoulder blades and boots. Hilulu is studying to be the technology expert. He is, according to my notes, able to use telekinesis and telepathy. Even though he is guarding the ship, he is also scheduled for getting on his own ship with Lanana's brother, Lonono. Binini flirtatiously walks over to Hilulu, "Heyyyyyy."
"Hi Binini."
"Do you think you can delay the ship for an extra hour, pretty please?"
"WHY? You know that the floor disappears when the ships take off!"
"Yeah, but they come back...."
"Fine. But only for an extra 10 minutes!"
After Binini walks back to Lanana, the ships start to get loaded and engines get fired up. Lanana gets nervous and runs up to Hilulu, having to yell in order to communicate due to noise.
"Hilulu! Should we get on!"
"No! We'll be fine!"
"What about your ship!?"
"They won't leave without m--"
Before Hilulu can finish his statement, he notices his ship take off first and then the rest go.
"Hilulu?"
"My ship, is gone."
"Are you okay?"
"BININI!"
She walks over, "Hmm?"
"I am so close to punching you! But I can't."
"'Cause my daddy will hurt you." She starts to smile.
"Binini, I just asked the station when it will be powered down, and they said in 20 seconds, so GET ON YOUR SHIP!"
Binini doesn't respond and grabs Lanana and runs onto the ship. Hilulu helps them start the ship and then tries to leave, but the door is locked. He even tried to open it with his mind, nothing.
"Binini, Lanana! How could you do this! Ugh, now I'm stuck here with you. If my father, Tamama, were here he could blast us out!"
Binini stands up, "At least we are in space away from this place."
"Yeah, but now I can't make the cut!"
"Well at least you didn't fall through the floor!"
He gives her a stink-face. Then they go to opposite sides of the tiny vessel. Lanana is awkwardly in the middle and exclaims, "There's a huge meteor outside the window...."
neither of them listen and eventually pay for it. The Meteor hits the ship and everyone is curled in the corned of the ship and, you guessed it, they land on Pekopon. None of them realize they are only 10 blocks away from Danana and Tarara's ship.

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This time we meet our friends already on their ship. This is the largest ship that is available. It is for a tall green tadpole Keronian.  His name is Fulolo, he has pail yellow skin and a lime green hat that extends to the upper part of his back and makes almost a butt shape at the bottom. He is popular for being so amazing at sports, but is one of the otherwise laziest and most gullible Keronians to exist.  He is bouncing his Keronian soccer ball on his legs, "Stand back and watch the master do his magic."
Everyone is watching in awe until he passes the ball around so everyone can try. Some idiot hits it directly into a window and Fulolo checks it out, "It doesn't seem broken...." So he taps it, there is silence until someone tells him to take it out and he does, Fulolo is sucked right out into space watching his ship fly away. Fulolo clenches his soccer ball and starts to cry and watch his tears  float around him. He notices a planet and realizes it is Pekopon and tries to float in that general direction in order to find his Uncle Keroro and seek help. He gets to into the atmosphere and hurdles into Pekopon two miles away from the others, and 12 miles away from his Uncle Keroro.

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Our last companion we are going to meet is with her family on Keron. It is the tadpole Nurara, she is studying to become a ninja-assassin like her Father Dororo. Nurara's mother stays on Keron while Dororo trains on Pekopon. Every month Nurara's mother lets Nurara go to Pekopon and visit and train with her father. This time it is different, Nurara is packing to stay for an entire year and is taking the largest ship they have. Nurara has set off and is in her ship that is smaller than the training ships. She is maneuvering through groups of meteors. Nurara has a light blue body and Purple eyes. Her hat is pearly white/gray. She wears a gray veil that only shows her eyes and has a cloak that hides a sword her father instructed her to make and a pocket of ninja stars. The cloak covers 90% of her body, revealing her belly. She never shows her face for anyone and only take off her cloak when swimming and pushes the button on the back of her veil that turns it into a cap-like thing that hugs her face and still only shows her eyes. Now that time has passed Nurara reaches Pekopon. She has landed the ships over 100 times, but this is the largest ship she drives the ship into the atmosphere and loses control, she crashes 10 yards away from Fulolo's location.

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"Hey guys, Danana here. So you've witnessed the beginnings of The Tadpole Platoon and are hopefully going to see more! Next time we learn how we met and formed our Platoon! Two stories in one, how's that?!"
I DO NOT OWN WHAT THIS IS BASED OF OF OR ANYTHING FROM IT! But this is my original work :3
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